Crime is rampant; the City cries in pain. The call is made for a protector, a hero...are you that hero? Do you feel the burning urge to fight evil...but maybe you're not quite sure where to start? ¿ Do I need a stick...how about a mask? ¿ Must I develop 6-pack abs before heading off into the night? ¿ What will the neighbours think? Well, you've had your entire life to be normal, and what did that get you? Probably not much...or maybe it has; good for you! It's time to get positive, it's time to get crazy; it's time to impose your glorious, indomitable will upon the world at large. So don't plod through another day at your boring, lame-ass job, surrounded by coworkers that you hate, with a boss you want to shove face-first into a filthy toilet bowl. Put on your ski mask and grab the old baseball bat...it's time to go bash some scum! Justice! Brutality! Ultra-violence! Heed the call!!! {Disclaimer: Don't actually heed the call, or you'll end up dead or imprisoned. Reality check...sorry.}
